In honor of Stephen King Day (#StephenKingDay), we are celebrating with the two things we here at Glommable care about most in this world (okay besides books): dogs and emojis. Check out our groundbreaking quiz which is the true test for any legit Stephen King fan: “Can You Guess The Stephen King Book By Its Emoji Summary?” Also related: “7 Of The Greatest Books Ever Written By Dog Authors.”
Now on to the important business at hand.
Meet Molly, AKA the Thing Of Evil.
My new puppy chews up a Santa hat. Good idea. pic.twitter.com/Tsd9pQjmkR
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 16, 2014
Flagrantly disrespecting Santa, and at such a young age. *shakes head.*
She belongs to the one and only Stephen King (whose birthday is today have you heard?? #StephenKingDay).
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to catch and dine on her latest soccer ball. pic.twitter.com/BQf1RneuEj
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 11, 2016
See how she carelessly mistreats this poor rubber ball.
As her name might suggest, she is a terrifying menace to society.
Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, ruthlessly hunts down the Purple Dinosaur of Decency and crows over its dead body. pic.twitter.com/yhyab7vj5k
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 9, 2015
But sometimes she gets her just reward.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, finally went too far. Jailed for stealing cat food. Third offense. No parole. pic.twitter.com/MWBO4FIZFB
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 3, 2016
The baddest dawg in all the land.
Other times, Molly is pretty relatable.
Molly demonstrates the Thing of Evil Workout, also known as the Who Gives a Shit About Muscle Tone Workout. pic.twitter.com/r0jk2Cf865
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 3, 2015
Walks are overrated, especially indoor ones.
It’s not her fault she’s so crafty and smart.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, waits for her Official Taster to make sure her evening repast isn't poisoned. pic.twitter.com/vrUHz8WzEV
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 20, 2015
If I were adopted into a house full of horror novels/movies/everything, I’d sniff my food too.
She’s so wily that she won over a group of librarians.
The library ladies gave Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, a new bed. She has decided not to hurt them. pic.twitter.com/ybPSMbrmjO
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 21, 2016
But some things are unforgivable.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, waits impatiently for her chauffeur and bodyguard to take her to the Trump rally in NH. pic.twitter.com/iU9qPHNDlH
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 17, 2015
Just kidding everyone, we love Molly. Look at this face.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me she is a Thing of Good. I am not persuaded. pic.twitter.com/7JQcbhtjrS
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 26, 2015
#ThingOfGood! #MollyForPresident!GET GLOMMABLE DELIVERED TO YOUR INBOX!