These canine classics will have you *begging* for more pages.
For the low, low price of 40% domestic royalties.
*For an extremely modest portion of your advance and co-author credit.
As far as I’m concerned, this should be just as exciting as your typical haul video.
The best part is, my services come free of charge, since each title is funded by my corporate sponsor, Fredrick & Son’s Wholesale Furniture Warehouse, with only minimal creative compromise!
This is water? You call this water? I didn’t ask for tap, I’m not the kind of guy who asks for tap.