Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Hummina hummina hummina, and a-OOO-ga.
You know it’s still raging.
I suggest you “communicate” very “peacefully” with your book-averse “friend.”
Gather ’round ye Austen disciples.
Keep your uneducated enemies close (And your woke enemies closer!)
When the last dreidel ornament has been hung on the Hanukkah Bush, we got you.
For people who love to make tea, get cozy, and read books all day.
To keep your friends AND your wallet happy this holiday season.
Because no one is going to commandeer your ship (er, shopping cart.)